Another One...

Bites the dust. . . ?

Agh. My allergies are absolutely killing me. Curse you, you nasty pollen! And damn you, you stupid smog! And you, all the other blasted aerosols in the atmosphere!

AND * * * * ALL YE SMOKERS, TOO, JUST 'CUZ I'M FEELIN LIKE SHIT!!

..There. That oughta clear up my sinuses a bit.

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So many things to do, so little time.. and no motivation whatsoever to proceed. Ah, yes...My true calling is to procrastinate.

On a good note, I found my Passport!! Yay!! I mean, in two weeks, it would've been a year since I last had it in my posession!! Woop woop!! (. .I will not reveal where I found it. 'Twas embarrassing enough for me.)

...And..didn't do a damn thing about all that homework...and I ain't gonna start soon, either.

..Kidding, Mrs. Pollock. I'll get my ass right into gear :(.

HA!! Found a lot of missing stuff, yesterday. It's impressive. My room, my whole room, is like a friggin' time capsule.

...Awesome.

- Vhat iz zis blazted contraption do?!
- [*sigh*] You take pictures with it, sir.
- Picshurz? Vhy vould I vant to take a picshur? Vhat vould I take picshurz of??
- I don't know, sir. Family? Friends? A girlfriend?
- [thinking...] Yez...yez...I zee...I've juzt ze perzon in mind.....Mwahahahaha !!...
- [*sigh*]
- Now, how doez ziz ztupid mazchine vork?
- Well, sir, you point it at the person you want to take a picture of, then you press this button here...
- Ziz one?
- Yes, that one, and--Wait, sir! Please wait a mom--
- [flash] Agh, my eyez!! You'vez blinded me!! Agh!! Damn you to Hell! Damn you to Hell and back!! Anata ga baka yo!! Kuso, baka yo!! [and it just gets worse from there on...]

Mood: Irritable. But easily amused. Then irritable again.