Asunto: You

...'Chismógrafo' para la nueva generación?

Me mandaron por correo una de esas cosas que normalmente no me tomo la molestia ni de leer...seeehh, una de esas nefastitas "cadenitas"...pero que, por cosas del destino, esta vez sí lo hice.

Conforme contestaba, algunas preguntas me parecieron extrañas, otras buenas, y tantas otras más quemadas, desde luego.

No estaba muy segura de a quién exactamente le mandaría esto (el plan era regresarlo sólo a las dos personas que me lo mandaron) pero, con el MSN abierto, se me ocurrió algo..


A resumidas cuentas: Es hora de dejar atrás muchas cosas. Empezando por contactos, terminando con...cosas mucho más densas.


In any case..

Recibí algunos inesperados...y agradables replies de vuelta :).



Una selección de las preguntas que dan un pequeño insight a Gonzo:

2. ¿Por quién te dieron ese nombre?
Alexis...No sé si por el boxeador o una tipa de una novela de esos ayeres (el caso es que las opciones eran ‘América’ y ‘Samantha’, y me tocó bailar con la más fea D:).

4. ¿Cuando fue la última vez que lloraste?
En las movies (hey, perfectamente válido), en la de ‘300’ cuando...nah, no se los arruinaré. En la vida real...’pera...haceeee...dos semas.

5. ¿Te gusta tu letra?
...Seeeeh. Escribo bastante, so, creo que es por default.

7. ¿Cuántos hijos tienes?
Ni uno, alabado sea Buddha :o. (¿...Cuenta el Komachi?)

8. Sus nombres y edades.
Uhm, en caso de que el Komachi cuente, tengo seis meses con él...Y los libros que estoy escribiendo, bueno, esos...son como mis hijos.

11. ¿Eres sarcástico?
Uuuna madre. Uno de mis talentos.

17. ¿Cuánto calzas?
8 gringo. Y no sé mi medida en ningún otro sistema.

18. ¿Rojo o Rosa?
...SPAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Rojo :D

21. ¿Te gustaría que todos a quienes les enviaste este mail te lo respondan?
...¿Honestamente?

22. ¿Qué color de pantalones y zapatos tienes puestos?
Pants negros y sandalias azules :D.

23. Lo último que comiste hoy:
Un buchecito de jugo de naranja y una rebanada de queso Monterey Jack hace un par de minutos como aperitivo antes de desayunar, si cuenta...

28. Lo primero que le miras al sexo opuesto:
No...me (coff coff)...he fijado...recientemente. Pero, acostumbro tener una notoria debilidad por unas buenas manos y espalda :$.

30. ¿Trago favorito?
Bailey’s con leche :o.

31. ¿Deporte favorito para ver por tv?
Soccer, a webo :o.

35. ¿Comida favorita?
Atún. Pozole. Arroz colorado. Mmm...

36. ¿Película de terror o final feliz?
Es pregunta capciosa. Dejaron de hacer películas de “terror” en los noventas.

37. ¿Última película que viste en el cine?
300’...tres veces :o.

44. ¿Qué libro estás leyendo?
‘A Dirty Job’, ‘The Devil’s Apocrypha’, y ‘South Park and Philosophy’. Re-leyendo por tercera vez ‘Gates of Fire’.

45. ¿Qué hay en tu pared?
Nada. No es mi pared.

46. ¿Qué viste anoche en la tele?
...¿Te...le? :s

47. ¿Rolling Stones o Beatles?
Híjole...¿Cómo comparar ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ vs ‘Fool on the Hill’..? ...Led Zeppelin, a webo 8).

48. ¿Dónde es lo más lejos que has estado de tu casa?
Guanatus al sur; Sacramento al norte.

49. ¿Tienes algún talento especial?
Una memoria espantosamente clara y un sentido del humor bastante raro :D.

51. ¿Artista favorito?
Led Zepp + Tool.

52. ¿Tienes novio(a)?
Naaaaahh...Soy perfectamente egocéntrica 8).

54. Tus amigos...
Son mi catarsis, mi fortaleza y mi cordura. Love youz!! :o.

56. ¿Algo para ellos?
Love youz long time!! :o

...No tengo ganas de tener ganas.

Quizilla: Edén para Ignotitos Impresionables

...O para gente educada con tiempo para matar.

Tengo esta maldita mania...

Sentada frente a la PC vaciando mis discos de basura ajena, eventualmente me encuentro (no sé cómo exactamente) frente a uno de esos apestosos--pero adictivos--tests de Quizilla. 'What kind of --llene este espacio con el nombre del color, adjetivo, personaje, objeto, shala lá-- are you? ', y antes de que me entere llevo tres horas sentada respondiendo docenas de preguntas...y links de mis resultados me llevan a otros quizzes, y los resultados de esos quizzes me llevan a más quizzes....

..Ven a dónde voy con esto.

..Baaaah. Son preguntas. Tengo respuestas. Y quizá demasiado tiempo libre.


"What Element are you?"

Your element is Water. You have a calm aura around you and are in tune with the world around. You observe but rarely interfere. Because of your shy and timid nature you will not have many friends in your life. But then again, large crowds aren't your thing anyway. You are comfortable on your own and are reserved to others who you don't know or know very little of. You know that not everybody out there is going to be your friend, and understanding that is good. However, people who don't know you that well think that you are cold and distant, since you don't want to talk to them. Although you mean no harm, you can't always be perfectly understood in the world. No one can. You're quite serene in life even if there are some things you don't like. Your love-life is not too crowded with boys/girls, but if you flirted more with the ones you were interested in something would happen. The hobbies you choose are calmer ones: you're no party girl that likes to drink and make-out with three or more guys/girls in one night. Reading a book or swimming is more your thing.

...Confirmado en otro quiz más "reputable", por si me quedaba la duda. Esta vez con menos alusiones encubiertas sobre bisexualidad. Uuuh.


"What type of Elemental are you?"

Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because you're listening, don't let anyone think you haven't got an opinion! You're not quiet because you're shy or sad; you're usually quiet because you're thinking. Your answers are well planned and helpful so people generally seek your advice. You're the perfect balance between solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a little time to yourself to sort out your emotions and figure things out. You understand the phrase 'sticks and stones' and rarely let things get to you; what's that important for you to have to get so upset over? You know what you want out of life but are simply taking your time and enjoying things. To you your life is fine as it is; you can always change things later if your not happy.

Misceláneo. Inútil. Pero me da 'bragging rights'. Bwahaha.

"What type of weapon best represents your personality?"

Your personality is best represented by the traditional Japanese Katana. You are brave beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your own personal gain. Your honor is very important to you, and you strive to better yourself and help others. You try not to let emotions get in the way of making a sound decision, and are usually quite successful.

Quizzes extraños. Pero nunca hay sabiduría de más.

"What kind of angel are you?"

You are a wise angel. You either seem to have the answers to everything or are the most sensible creature around. You are responsible and loyal to everything who doesn't turn on you. You have a mind to give knowledge to everyone and you love to give people the advice to push them in the right direction of life.



"What type of angel are you?"

You are a water angel, very proud and powerful you always make people feel great about themselves and you seem to radiate happiness.

...Si les conté sobre ese...trauma...semi-obsesivo....con...ángeles.....

...verdad?

"What type of angel have you become?"

Angst. You are an angel of angst. Once one of water. But your depression has caused you to become an outcast. You love to be by yourself, as it helps you think. You have always, and always will wonder what has gone wrong. Your soul has been shattered, and your wings are in pieces. But that's just you. You spend your days searching for something. Not someone. Though you don't know what you are looking for. You don't even remember who you are. And are always trying to find that person, yourself, your soul. Which seems to have been misplaced. But. When you find what you are looking for, it will become clear. All tragedy will be ripped from your wings, and your true colours will show. And then, you will prove to be the most powerful of them all. Hang on, keep looking. It's there. Try not to loose all hope and become nothing. You are truly beautiful.


....Está bien. Lo admito. Hay algunas cosas que sí están de más saber. Ehem. Continuemos.

"What kind of angel are you?" vers. 2

You're a guardian angel. You fight and protect the people you love and value.




"What color angel are you?"

You're a Black Angel, which means your an Angel of Death. You don't really care much about people since no one was particularly nice to you before, and now you want revenge for their cruelty. You're always alone unless forced to be with other people and you love to cause trouble. You feel depressed a lot and don't have something that could cheer you up like most people. You don't find joy in people or the arts or any item or some sort. You have darker desires and you're very secretive.

..Ehh?!! Uuuuurk! Whatte..? Umm..Next, please.. .. ...

"What (absurdly named) 'Different Kind of Angel' are you?"

You are a Chaos angel. You are different from all the rest. You are a special breed of angel, prone to suffer in the world that you are in now. No matter how much you try to believe that you're not special, you are. There is a lot that you want to do in this world. Chaos angels are very dramatic; they tend to have the ability to cheer people up no matter what the mood, and hold in their emotions. You should be proud: Chaos angels are very rare...

...Sigh. Esto se vuelve decandente. Y en mi contra. Ahem.


"Which Rurouni Kenshin character are you?"

Himura Kenshin: You're very polite and thoughtful, and are a good person to talk to. You will defend your friends when necessary, but for some reason you don't see much worth in yourself, and are constantly putting yourself down in your private thoughts while keeping up an optimistic attitude around your friends. And you have an astonishingly bloodthirsty, psychotic side to compliment things nicely.


"What Bronze Saint are you?"

You are...Cygnus Hyoga. Of course I am. Browny points if you guess which Gold Saint.


"What Gold Saint are you?"

You are Aquarius Camus: Loyal and honorable to nearly absurd, uncomprehensible levels, you understand the meaning of self-sacrifice and "the greater good". A woodstove isn't always a BAD thing, though. Sí, sí contesté que mi signo era "Cáncer". Pero no confirmaré ni negaré rumores de que manipulé resultados. Muahaha.



Hmm..Cerrando con broche de...pos de algo. Con dos que me dejaron un buen sabor de boca.

Bite me.

"What kind of writer are you?"

You are a freeform writer. Individualistic with a sense for the different and challenging, Walt Whitman and his poetry lacking meter and rhyme is just what the doctor ordered. You're quick to write something that the rest of the world doesn't accept as poetry, quick to separate yourself from the average joe. An author with a true sense of self, you have confidence in your abilities and aren't afraid to show it.




Y...

"Which deadly sin do you represent?"

+ Pride +

- " Humanity has proven, time and again, to be hazardous to my health."