..Teh hell you thinking?
...¿..Alguien me podría decir que ****** hago usando tacones a unos días de ponerme la caminada de mi vida??
...Es que, acaso, me gusta caminar como pollo espina'o??
Hm.
!
Y....usando falda??
It's crazy hot, yo.
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Ahem.
...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
..Sólo diré..
.." There's a method to my madness... "
...Whattah??!! :? :
Friday, July 08, 2005
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...Calla, ignorante. Subí de peso, pero adelgazaron mis piernas. De alguna manera. Estoy maravillada y orgullosa de como se resolvió este asunto :rezo:.
Ahem. ¿Qué le dijo? :?
JA!
..Is qui mi da pina :$.
jajajaja..Te va un popurri racial y sexual.
Did you know there are female hormones in beer?
Yeah. You drink too much and it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.
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Why is Stevey Wonder always smiling?
'Cause he doesn't know he's black.
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What is faster than a black guy with a TV?
His brother with a VCR.
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How do you know when an Arab boy becomes a man?
They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
Warden.
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Two little boys, white and black, were arguing about whose dad was cooler. The black boy said, “Well, my dad has a cool truck and when you sound the horn it sounds “Honky, honkey!”
The white boy said, “Well my daddy has a chainsaw, and when you turn it on it goes “Runnnnnn nnnigggaaaaa nigga nigga runnnnn-niggggggaaa nigga nigga—!!!”
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What is the biggest dilemma faced by Jews?
Free ham.
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Where do little white babies go when they die?
Heaven.
What do they get?
Wings.
What are they called?
Angels.
Where do little black babies go when they die?
Heaven.
What do they get?
Wings.
What are they called?
Bats.
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Two black guys and a Mexican are in a car. Who’s driving?
The police.
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A black guy, a Mexican, and a white guy are walking along when they happen to find a lamp with a genie in it. The genie comes out and says he’ll grant each of them one wish.
The black guy is first, and he wishes that he and all other black people get sent back to Africa, where they can live happily, and poof!, he disappears.
Then the Mexican wishes that he and all the Mexicans can go back to their homeland and live happily as well, and poof!, he disappears.
When it’s the white guy’s turn, he goes “Let me get this straight...I can wish for anything I want and all the black people and Mexicans are already gone?”
“Yes,” replies the genie.
“Alright. Then I’ll just have a coke.”
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What's six miles long and goes four miles per hour?
A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
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