"And then Life goes like, 'Whoosh!' "
...Wow.
M' little bro's getting married in two weeks.
...My little bro's not so little anymore.
Yo también te quiero un paquetón :$.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Neil Gaiman on Good Omens
Add 'im to my 'Favorite Authors' ASAP D:
Crowley and Aziraphale's 2006 New Year's resolutions
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett present New Year's resolutions of the demon Crowley and the angelic Aziraphale — characters in Good Omens, publishing in February 2006...
Crowley:
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or "Googling yourself?" Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for "Googling yourself."
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, "Low-hanging fruit," because that's just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think it's ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, that's all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.
Aziraphale:
Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term "core values," however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase "core values" classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It can't be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an "Internet" is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the "Galloping Major," the "Gay Gordons," the "Mashed Potatoes." Possibly even the "Twist"?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design – despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.
...Really Cool People.
Must. Stop. Googling. Self.
Crowley and Aziraphale's 2006 New Year's resolutions
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett present New Year's resolutions of the demon Crowley and the angelic Aziraphale — characters in Good Omens, publishing in February 2006...
Crowley:
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or "Googling yourself?" Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for "Googling yourself."
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, "Low-hanging fruit," because that's just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think it's ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, that's all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.
Aziraphale:
Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term "core values," however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase "core values" classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It can't be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an "Internet" is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the "Galloping Major," the "Gay Gordons," the "Mashed Potatoes." Possibly even the "Twist"?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design – despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.
...Really Cool People.
Must. Stop. Googling. Self.
Monday, September 17, 2007
[ need ] & ( courage )
'El que no arriesga...'
"That which does not kill me...can only make me stronger."
(...a ritmo de 'Stronger' de Kanye, featurando a Daft Punk.)
...Me
gustaría
poner
(te/me/nos)
a
prueba.
...A brain tease, you are.
Normal.
"That which does not kill me...can only make me stronger."
(...a ritmo de 'Stronger' de Kanye, featurando a Daft Punk.)
...Me
gustaría
poner
(te/me/nos)
a
prueba.
...A brain tease, you are.
Normal.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
· Daft Hands ·
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Combinación de dos cosas que Gonzo aprecia: buena música y talentos únicos (i.e.: totalmente inservibles en la vida real).
pd 1:
...Ignoren los primeros 51 segundos :s.
pd 2:
Secuencia del 1:54 hasta 2:40....fenomenal!! D:
pd 3:
Levanta la cabeza, weyón!! jajajajajjaja!!
Our work is never over.
Combinación de dos cosas que Gonzo aprecia: buena música y talentos únicos (i.e.: totalmente inservibles en la vida real).
pd 1:
...Ignoren los primeros 51 segundos :s.
pd 2:
Secuencia del 1:54 hasta 2:40....fenomenal!! D:
pd 3:
Levanta la cabeza, weyón!! jajajajajjaja!!
Our work is never over.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Dream from last night
Ominous.
Black horse/strong/tied/second floor/runs away/catch it
Ride it/concerned about it (b/c of her pregancy [BIG])/got off
Black mare/pregnant/colt is stillborn...she ignores it/I bring it to her attention/she cleans it/it moves...gives (me) hope...and then dies.
So...real.
Sorry. I'll elaborate (and write it out coherently) later.
So vivid.
Black horse/strong/tied/second floor/runs away/catch it
Ride it/concerned about it (b/c of her pregancy [BIG])/got off
Black mare/pregnant/colt is stillborn...she ignores it/I bring it to her attention/she cleans it/it moves...gives (me) hope...and then dies.
So...real.
Sorry. I'll elaborate (and write it out coherently) later.
So vivid.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Google Regresó!! :D
My rain dance WORKED!! D:
...Crisis Aborted.
Después de casi 24 horas de nulo acceso a Google, mi correo y mi blog, el servicio ha regresado a la normalidad.
Eso dicho...
...ahora tengo sueño.
Tengo que levantarme temprano a terminar de adornar la casa con Pumitas. Yes.
Goodnight.
...Crisis Aborted.
Después de casi 24 horas de nulo acceso a Google, mi correo y mi blog, el servicio ha regresado a la normalidad.
Eso dicho...
...ahora tengo sueño.
Tengo que levantarme temprano a terminar de adornar la casa con Pumitas. Yes.
Goodnight.
Friday, September 07, 2007
When Horoscopes Attack
Sans Walter Mercado.
Cada vez que me conecto, tengo el hábito de checar cierta sección de mi página principal (iGoogle)...los horóscopos.
Ya sé, ya sé...Son basura, tonterías, una pérdida de tiempo; sin embargo...como ya intenté excusarme, se volvió un maldito hábito sin que me diera cuenta de ello :s.
Y no les presto atención, desde luego...
...pero se me hace la piel de ñañina cuando algo resulta coincidir con las generalizaciones diarias de Cáncer D:.
Encontré por ahí algo que me puede quitar poco a poco la práctica.
...Esperemos.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.
...Wow. Lo siento por Capricornio.
(Encontrado en este changarro.)
*I* think I'm a sucker, for goodness sake :s.
Cada vez que me conecto, tengo el hábito de checar cierta sección de mi página principal (iGoogle)...los horóscopos.
Ya sé, ya sé...Son basura, tonterías, una pérdida de tiempo; sin embargo...como ya intenté excusarme, se volvió un maldito hábito sin que me diera cuenta de ello :s.
Y no les presto atención, desde luego...
...pero se me hace la piel de ñañina cuando algo resulta coincidir con las generalizaciones diarias de Cáncer D:.
Encontré por ahí algo que me puede quitar poco a poco la práctica.
...Esperemos.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.
...Wow. Lo siento por Capricornio.
(Encontrado en este changarro.)
*I* think I'm a sucker, for goodness sake :s.
Riposi In Pace
The Proverbial Curtain Call.
Luciano Pavarotti (October 12, 1935 – September 6, 2007)
(Picture borrowed from this website.)
...De los Tres Tenores, el Primero. Nessun Dorma.
Luciano Pavarotti (October 12, 1935 – September 6, 2007)
(Picture borrowed from this website.)
...De los Tres Tenores, el Primero. Nessun Dorma.
De Películas
Best Movie...EVER D:
300
...Dicen que es buena :$.
No sé absolutamente nada sobre cinematografía, ni producción, ni directores, ni de edición, ni....
...pero sé qué películas me gustan; y, por todos los dioses, una que me haga ir al cine cuatro veces en un mes (cuando acostumbro hacerlo...una vez al año) califica AUTOMATICAMENTE como recomendable >:(.
SPAAAARTAAAANS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! D:<
300
...Dicen que es buena :$.
No sé absolutamente nada sobre cinematografía, ni producción, ni directores, ni de edición, ni....
...pero sé qué películas me gustan; y, por todos los dioses, una que me haga ir al cine cuatro veces en un mes (cuando acostumbro hacerlo...una vez al año) califica AUTOMATICAMENTE como recomendable >:(.
SPAAAARTAAAANS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! D:<
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
De Predicadores Y Bestias
Maaaaaeeeeeessstroooooo!!!!
...Acabo de encontrar mi nuevo video favorito de todos los tiempos.
...Si tan solo hubiera tocado algo de air guitar, sería el video perfecto.
Genial. Simplemente genial.
Siiiiickk.
...Acabo de encontrar mi nuevo video favorito de todos los tiempos.
...Si tan solo hubiera tocado algo de air guitar, sería el video perfecto.
Genial. Simplemente genial.
Siiiiickk.
Beefcake
"Yes, you look fat."
Entré a bobear a South Park y salí...ahm...bastante cambiada.
Lo peor de todo es que...me veo mejor en 2D :s.
You're all a bunch of Judases! >:(
Entré a bobear a South Park y salí...ahm...bastante cambiada.
Lo peor de todo es que...me veo mejor en 2D :s.
You're all a bunch of Judases! >:(
La Hija Pródiga (...Light)
Ya llegó por quien lloraban 8) ...Ok, no.
Wwoww. Tantas cosas pendientes.
Tarea de cálculo que se vence mañana. Aún tengo perdido el libro.
Imágenes nuevas que descargar de la cámara digital al ordenador. No encuentro el respectivo cable USB.
Mi público (de uno) reclama el final del fanfic que prometí terminar...hace medio año :s. Creo que lo voy a cambiar totalmente por otra cosa.
...Y, por supuesto, me hace falta aventarme mi acostumbrado verbo catártico por este medio. Looking forward to that.
...Huh.
Esto va para largo.
Por lo pronto, ahem...estoy de vuelta!! :D
Booo. Ger'off the stage.
The Good Soldier.
Wwoww. Tantas cosas pendientes.
Tarea de cálculo que se vence mañana. Aún tengo perdido el libro.
Imágenes nuevas que descargar de la cámara digital al ordenador. No encuentro el respectivo cable USB.
Mi público (de uno) reclama el final del fanfic que prometí terminar...hace medio año :s. Creo que lo voy a cambiar totalmente por otra cosa.
...Y, por supuesto, me hace falta aventarme mi acostumbrado verbo catártico por este medio. Looking forward to that.
...Huh.
Esto va para largo.
Por lo pronto, ahem...estoy de vuelta!! :D
Booo. Ger'off the stage.
The Good Soldier.
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